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Vengeance

What I liked: The premise is absurd. A complete dumpster fire of a person from New York teams up with a Texan red neck to avenge the death of the sister. ... by making a podcast. If that approach to revenge is not the most terrible revenge plan I'm not sure what is. Oh wait, it's Dracula kidnapping a historian to catalog his personal book collection, but that is off topic. Along they way the character gets wildly out of his depth and does things that are definitely bad plans. Like meet with a cartel leader alone in a shed, drive a Prius, visit a music producer, more than once, and give an off the cuff eulogy. Certainly at the beginning it carries the awkward discomfort of The Office but it quickly expands to explosions and the conviction to a podcast found only among the certain portion of the coffee shop population. I thought they did a good job of picking fun at both the rural Texans and the big city New Yorkers. I think they really nailed the "intellectual" bros in the opening sequence. I liked the dedication to Whataburger. Every character had more depth than you would expect. My surprise favorite was the drug dealer closely followed by the little brother. Except the main character, who starts out as a terrible person and maybe comes to realize that, maybe. I laughed a lot during this movie and hope you will too.

What I didn't: I disliked that this movie was only in theaters for one week. Also can we talk about the fact that apparently no one in this world backs up their files. If I had a plan that I was convinced, dubiously, was my path to riches and glory, I would back that up every which way I could. Data management people. Also, in the event that I have a full out shouting argument in a parking lot and leave someone there when I drive away, I probably wouldn't let them continue to stay in my spare bedroom. It really should not have taken nearly as long as it did to break into her phone. 

Who should watch this? People who like podcasts. People who think podcasts are the the dumb tool of the sheeple elite. People wary of the music industry. People who have taken an Uber and wished that it was instead a dune buggy. I thought this movie was very funny. It is rated R for language and, unlike King's Speech, probably deserves it. 

Would I watch it again? Yes 










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